Reply to: Zombies are taking over CUK

[clearedforlanding]

An auditor....

[VectraMan]

A laptop. 15" so a reasonable amount of heft.

[NotAllThere]

If they're sitting next to you, then either they're not offshore, or you are offshore too.

They could be visiting. I.e. an onshore offshore worker.

[administrator]

Moving to mac so got a new mac keyboard with numberpad. Wired unfortunately so reach isn't great and I would be in danger of splash infection

[Uncle Albert]

A cat and some loose change.

[DimPrawn]

and a

[PurpleGorilla]

One of these:



And half a box of these:



I will delay the zombie confusing them with how to access the voicemail (and turn the red light off), whilst making a proper brew.

[mudskipper]

I now have an offshore developer to throw at them

If they're sitting next to you, then either they're not offshore, or you are offshore too.

[mudskipper]

A security pass with broken lanyard, a waitrose receipt, an empty vending machine cup and a glasses case with a lethal crocodilian 'snap'.

[barrydidit]

1. Salty helmet (drying out)
2. Nut sack (nearly emptied)
3. A phone (not sure if it works)

Hope that'll help.

If not then a little further to my right is a neglected sprint planning board with some 'to do' post-its that won't ever make it as far as 'done'.

[LondonManc]

A mouse, a comms device and a permie BA.

[NotAllThere]

You think you have it bad, I have a Project Manager

Not even zombies deserve that.

[SimonMac]

a tester

You think you have it bad, I have a Project Manager

[NibblyPig]

a tester

[tarbera]

I now have an offshore developer to throw at them