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    Zombies are taking over CUK

    we must fight them off !!!

    The only weapon you can use is the item immediately on your right hand side !!!

    What have you got ?

    #2
    a mouse, an orange, a tv remote, prawn flavour crisps.

    Any use to the cause?

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      #3
      An Amazon Web Services pen from one of their events in London the other year

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        #4
        Suunto GPS watch on charge.

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          #5
          Last edited by AtW; 2 February 2016, 20:22.

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            #6
            A 12'' pink dildo and a pair of ear plugs.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Is this some sort of FaceBook meme?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                A 12'' pink dildo and a pair of ear plugs.
                So used to it that you don't need Vaseline anymore?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  A 12'' pink dildo and a pair of ear plugs.
                  You round at NAT's house again?
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    So used to it that you don't need Vaseline anymore?

                    Sorry, just saying goodbye to FLC2. She should be home in a few hours. I do hope you believe the 'been out riding again today dear, it's a bugger on my hips' excuse again.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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