Zombies are taking over CUK

[greenlake]

A 12'' pink dildo and a pair of ear plugs.

The wife sent you out shopping on your own again....?

[Troll]

• Electrical meter thingy
• Portable electric shaver (discharged)
• Screws and bolts of various sizes
• Assorted collection of medication (prolonging life for the use of)
• Desk lamp

[NotAllThere]

A 2/3 empty plastic bottle of mineral water and a AAA battery. I'll pray over the water, which will make it holy and then pour it over the zombies. Or is that only vampires?

[tarbera]

I now have an offshore developer to throw at them

[NibblyPig]

a tester

[SimonMac]

a tester

You think you have it bad, I have a Project Manager

[NotAllThere]

You think you have it bad, I have a Project Manager

Not even zombies deserve that.

[LondonManc]

A mouse, a comms device and a permie BA.

[barrydidit]

1. Salty helmet (drying out)
2. Nut sack (nearly emptied)
3. A phone (not sure if it works)

Hope that'll help.

If not then a little further to my right is a neglected sprint planning board with some 'to do' post-its that won't ever make it as far as 'done'.

[mudskipper]

A security pass with broken lanyard, a waitrose receipt, an empty vending machine cup and a glasses case with a lethal crocodilian 'snap'.