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    #51
    Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    Rohypnol is cheaper still.
    Just make sure you purchase the "real deal", not some kind of cheap, illegal, bob import.

    A bit weak, people tend to wake up, so I'm told
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #52
      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      Just make sure you purchase the "real deal", not some kind of cheap, illegal, bob import.

      A bit weak, people tend to wake up, so I'm told
      As I am cursed with delayed ejaculation, I end up having to murder them anyway.

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        #53
        Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
        As I am cursed with delayed ejaculation, I end up having to murder them anyway.
        Before or after? The devil is in the detail, after all
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #54
          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          "Private" until you decide to "leak" it, all over the internet
          Best two minute skin flick you will ever see.

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            #55
            The wife didn't mind.

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              #56
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Best two minute skin flick you will ever see.
              So, the gross of "delay" cream I sold you, is working well then, I trust.
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #57
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                So, the gross of "delay" cream I sold you, is working well then, I trust.
                they have to meet & Dimprawn has to say something about fixing her pipes. so I suppose the cream getting it from 10 seconds to 20 seconds is a major achievement.

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                  #58
                  Apparently writers earn $200 - $400 dollars a day....

                  surely the easiest job in the world?

                  Ding Dong

                  Lady: Ooh that must be the plumber

                  Man : I am here to clear your pipes

                  Lady : Oh my clothes fell of and I am now sucking your john Thomas



                  Sounds like easy work for $200-$400 dollars a day - where do I sign up?

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by original PM View Post
                    Ding Dong

                    Lady: Ooh that must be the plumber

                    DP : I am here to clear your pipes

                    Lady : Oh my clothes fell of and I am now sucking your john Thomas
                    Trust you to leak the script of Dims new film
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #60
                      It disgusting I tell you. The pay difference between the sexes should be abolished, and equal pay brought in.

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