Would you marry an ex porn star?

[LondonManc]

I bet that hurt

Ron was on top for his/her own safety that's for sure.

[FatLazyContractor]

Nope, MarillionFan would have taken 3 of them out, then straight back to his for threesome.

HTH.

If he has taken three of them out, then wouldn't that be a foursome? Or would MF have sat too long in the bogs and missed the action?

[MrMarkyMark]

If he has taken three of them out, then wouldn't that be a foursome? Or would MF have sat too long in the bogs and missed the action?

I presume he would only be allowed to watch as a passive "participant".

Even so, he could have missed out as you say, last nights curry, followed up by a few burgers won't wait for no man.

[Mincepie]

not marry just have some fun but no torture porn

[MrMarkyMark]

not marry just have some fun but no torture porn

Collective, relieved, *sigh* from the porn industry, as a whole

[MicrosoftBob]

Your wife was a porn star? What was her stage name?

Mutton flaps ?

[clearedforlanding]

Absolutely. I marry people purely for their personality, a trait I share with all woman (Particularly my ex-wife, who drives around in an RS8, lives in a nice big house, just bought a Benateau and oddly doesn't have to work).

I am pretty open minded, so the fringe benefit of allowing my CEO & Chairman to have a go on her is quite compatible with my career advancement plans.

[MrMarkyMark]

Particularly my ex-wife, who drives around in an RS8, lives in a nice big house, just bought a Benateau and oddly doesn't have to work.

You should speak to Brillo or DP on here and compare war stories.

In fact, Brillo has more, to tell, than most

[clearedforlanding]

You should speak to Brillo or DP on here and compare war stories.

In fact, Brillo has more, to tell, than most

Context of DP?

[MrMarkyMark]

Context of DP?

That one is easily misconstrued.......

Sorry, Dim Prawn, lost a contractor fortune allegedly.