Would you marry an ex porn star?

[TheFaQQer]

Would be great on Christmas day when the family sits together after dinner and watches the performances on telly

A friend of mine was in the rowing film "True Blue" (1996).

Unfortunately, when his grandmother ordered a copy from WH Smiths (this was a while ago), she did not specify the rowing film and got a completely different copy of "True Blue" (1989) when she collected it

Just as the shop assistant handed it over, grandma proudly told her "my grandson's in this, you know"

[TheFaQQer]

Your wife was a porn star? What was her stage name?

Sasha Grey

[MrMarkyMark]

Just as the shop assistant handed it over, grandma proudly told her "my grandson's in this, you know"

Bless her, quality

[SimonMac]

Your wife was a porn star? What was her stage name?

arnold layne

[Chuck]

Your wife was a porn star? What was her stage name?

Phillis McCavity?

[MrMarkyMark]

Of course I would. Two things though:

- A certificate that she is clear of STDs
- A prenutial that she can't take a penny off me after divorce.

You would be making a huge assumption, then, that you would ever be in the running

[LondonManc]

Depends how nasty she got and what shape she's in. If she's got ridiculous fake boobs and a clunge like Dumbledore's sleeve, no thanks.

[DimPrawn]

Depends how nasty she got and what shape she's in. If she's got ridiculous fake boobs and a clunge like Dumbledore's sleeve, no thanks.

A good pragmatic answer.

[FatLazyContractor]

Your wife was a porn star? What was her stage name?

Ron Jeremy, cross dressed.

HTH

[MrMarkyMark]

Ron Jeremy, cross dressed.

HTH

I bet that hurt