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Would you marry an ex porn star?
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Indeed you don't hear the femminazis complaining about male porn stars starving in the streets while the females get their pockets stuffed. -
Almost certainly the most disturbing/honest CUK post I've read for a while.Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostAs I am cursed with delayed ejaculation, I end up having to murder them anyway.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Get their what stuffed?Originally posted by vetran View PostIndeed you don't hear the femminazis complaining about male porn stars starving in the streets while the females get their pockets stuffed.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Hi MPOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAlmost certainly the most disturbing/honest CUK post I've read for a while.
Would you marry Ron Jeremy?
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Are you going to say you're actually Ron Jeremy?Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostHi MP
Would you marry Ron Jeremy?
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I'm the Rocco of menOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAre you going to say you're actually Ron Jeremy?
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Stomach girth, possibly, a similarity.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAre you going to say you're actually Ron Jeremy?
Appendage size, likely to be no comparison.
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