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Would you marry an ex porn star?

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    #61
    Originally posted by NigelJK View Post
    It disgusting I tell you. The pay difference between the sexes should be abolished, and equal pay brought in.
    Indeed you don't hear the femminazis complaining about male porn stars starving in the streets while the females get their pockets stuffed.

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      #62
      Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
      As I am cursed with delayed ejaculation, I end up having to murder them anyway.
      Almost certainly the most disturbing/honest CUK post I've read for a while.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #63
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        Indeed you don't hear the femminazis complaining about male porn stars starving in the streets while the females get their pockets stuffed.
        Get their what stuffed?
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          #64
          Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
          Get their what stuffed?
          Clown's pockets?

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            #65
            Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
            Get their what stuffed?
            it was 'in your end o'

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              #66
              Originally posted by Chuck View Post
              Clown's pockets?

              Wizards sleeves.

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                #67
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Almost certainly the most disturbing/honest CUK post I've read for a while.
                Hi MP

                Would you marry Ron Jeremy?

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  Hi MP

                  Would you marry Ron Jeremy?
                  Are you going to say you're actually Ron Jeremy?
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Are you going to say you're actually Ron Jeremy?
                    I'm the Rocco of men

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Are you going to say you're actually Ron Jeremy?
                      Stomach girth, possibly, a similarity.
                      Appendage size, likely to be no comparison.

                      HTH.
                      The Chunt of Chunts.

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