I'd rather die in my sleep like my grandfather, than screaming my head off like the passengers in his car.
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Not so far, and believe me I'm near a lethal dose since the divorce.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostAnyone died of too much sex?
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That would come under "circulatory"...Originally posted by mudskipper View PostCatherine The Great was rumoured to have met her demise whilst being humped by a stallion."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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OFQOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostAnyone died of too much sex?
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not many people know NLYUK stands for Northern Lady Ursula Kylie.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIf you keep inviting MF as your threesome partner this could be a distinct possibility.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAs I get the vinegar strokes an elephant sits on my 4rse.
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