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    #21
    I'd rather die in my sleep like my grandfather, than screaming my head off like the passengers in his car.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #22
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      Anyone died of too much sex?
      Not so far, and believe me I'm near a lethal dose since the divorce.

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        #23
        How will you die?
        Of tourettes, you ******* ****!

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          #24
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          Anyone died of too much sex?
          Does this count....?

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            #25
            Catherine The Great was rumoured to have met her demise whilst being humped by a stallion.

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              #26
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              Catherine The Great was rumoured to have met her demise whilst being humped by a stallion.
              That would come under "circulatory"...
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #27
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                Anyone died of too much sex?
                OFQ

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCdrUW--Jic

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  If you keep inviting MF as your threesome partner this could be a distinct possibility.
                  not many people know NLYUK stands for Northern Lady Ursula Kylie.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    As I get the vinegar strokes an elephant sits on my 4rse.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                      If you keep inviting MF as your threesome partner this could be a distinct possibility.
                      Originally posted by greenlake View Post
                      Is that MFs posterior
                      The Chunt of Chunts.

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