How will you die?

[Uncle Albert]

Why all the bother. Just step out on to the M25 at rush hour. Might take an hour or two, but free.

Too much pollution, even in death it's good to look after your health.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Why all the bother. Just step out on to a London pavement, at rush hour, the cyclists will mow you down. Might take two minutes, or so, but free.

[scooterscot]

Too much pollution, even in death it's good to look after your health.

So you'll be going full on Sokushinbutsu? After all crematoriums are terrible for the environment.

Good grief could you imagine starving, dehydrating yourself like this.

[FatLazyContractor]

Anyone died of too much sex?

[BrilloPad]

I don't care. As long as there is no pain for me. But plenty of pain for those I take out.

[BrilloPad]

Anyone died of too much sex?

I want to go while sh4gging Kylie. As I get the vinegar strokes an elephant sits on my 4rse.

[northernladuk]

I want to go while sh4gging Kylie. As I get the vinegar strokes an elephant sits on my 4rse.

If you keep inviting MF as your threesome partner this could be a distinct possibility.

[MrMarkyMark]

I feel I may pass away as a victim of over moderation.

In fact NLUK, I believe you could face a similar fate, too, just sayin' like

[clearedforlanding]

Probably some event involving the words "Allahu Akbar".

[oracleslave]

Luckily you'll be wearing your seat belt.

adopting the brace position