I'd rather die in my sleep like my grandfather, than screaming my head off like the passengers in his car.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
How will you die?
Collapse
X
-
-
Not so far, and believe me I'm near a lethal dose since the divorce.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostAnyone died of too much sex?
Comment
-
-
Comment
-
Comment
-
That would come under "circulatory"...Originally posted by mudskipper View PostCatherine The Great was rumoured to have met her demise whilst being humped by a stallion."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
-
OFQOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostAnyone died of too much sex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCdrUW--JicComment
-
not many people know NLYUK stands for Northern Lady Ursula Kylie.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostIf you keep inviting MF as your threesome partner this could be a distinct possibility.Comment
-
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAs I get the vinegar strokes an elephant sits on my 4rse.
Comment
-
Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Autumn Budget 2026: 10 predictions for UK contractors Sep 29 00:08
- Is HMRC ‘cruelly seeking to transfer debts’ to MSC contractors? Sep 28 06:37
- IT contractor demand climbed in August 2026 to 40-month high Sep 25 04:53
- 5 steps before your client ‘does a Foreign Office’ and puts 90% of contractors inside IR35 Sep 24 01:11
- Luke’s Story: “I knew it was a loan. But they changed the rules.” Sep 23 00:00
- I registered my company with my home address. Whoops. Here's what Companies House shows the world about you Sep 22 13:06
- The Tories’ three IR35 replacement options — but contractors are right to be sceptical Sep 22 03:51
- Conservatives to replace IR35 outright, Griffith vows — advisers who met him reveal what it should contain Sep 21 05:06
- HMRC’s tax calculation errors: why contractors must check their bill now Sep 17 05:14
- HMRC names 12 loan charge-type schemes, one with ‘Tardis’ clause Sep 15 00:12

Comment