How will you die?

[Lost It]

Already dead?

Statistically anyway..

13 years down coal mines, two years bridge building, 5 years knocking down asbestos buildings, Bowel cancer operation in 2013, told I wouldn't work again but yet here I am...

I'll die the same way I came into the world. Kicking, screaming and completly alone in my struggle.

And if I play it right, naked.

I plan to die at 99, in bed, shot by a jealous husband.

[Lost It]

Anyone died of too much sex?

How could they answer the query? Being dead etc. tends to limit your powers of communication.

[NigelJK]

Catherine the Great Myths dispelled.
You'll be ranting about Marie Antoinette next

[Chuck]

It'll go one of two ways I suppose.

I could go out in a blaze of glory, leaving maidens heartbroken at my demise.
or
I die a simpering mess, in soiled underpants, in an old people's home full of senile lunatics.

[barrydidit]

Starve to death chained to a Mauve Monkeys radiator after calling round to collect the rent.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Starve to death, my mouth, stuffed full of a, chloroform soaked, handkerchief, chained to a Mauve Monkeys radiator after calling round to collect the rent.

It'll go one of two ways I suppose.

I could go out in a blaze of glory, leaving maidens heartbroken at my demise.
or
I die a simpering mess, in soiled underpants, in an old people's home full of senile lunatics.

Whiich one of those would you call your favourite?

[vetran]

It'll go one of two ways I suppose.

I could go out in a blaze of glory, leaving maidens heartbroken at my demise.
or
I die a simpering mess, in soiled underpants, in an old people's home full of senile lunatics.

so the Vetran / Suity alternatives?

[NigelJK]

Death - Natures way of telling you to slow down a bit.