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How will you die?
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Too much pollution, even in death it's good to look after your health.England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada. -
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostWhy all the bother. Just step out on to a London pavement, at rush hour, the cyclists will mow you down. Might take two minutes, or so, but free.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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So you'll be going full on Sokushinbutsu? After all crematoriums are terrible for the environment.Originally posted by Uncle Albert View PostToo much pollution, even in death it's good to look after your health.
Good grief could you imagine starving, dehydrating yourself like this."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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I want to go while sh4gging Kylie. As I get the vinegar strokes an elephant sits on my 4rse.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostAnyone died of too much sex?
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If you keep inviting MF as your threesome partner this could be a distinct possibility.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI want to go while sh4gging Kylie. As I get the vinegar strokes an elephant sits on my 4rse.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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I feel I may pass away as a victim of over moderation.
In fact NLUK, I believe you could face a similar fate, too, just sayin' like
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostLuckily you'll be wearing your seat belt.
adopting the brace position
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