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Next day in the Mirror:
Walking in space gives you Cancer if you're a Climate change believer.
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Was about to make the same point, without the Climate Change glossOriginally posted by NigelJK View PostWalking in space gives you Cancer ..
If one of these happened to plow through you, I should think cancer is highly likely to follow.
(Ultra-high-energy cosmic radiation is far less likely to reach the ground, as it is broken up and cascades into slower particles in the atmosphere.)Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostNext week in the Express:
Climate Change Property Price Boom cures Cancer!
One week later in the Express:
Prince Philip linked to Climate Change Property Price crash. Di had proof.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I don't think so. If it hits a DNA molecule it will probably just obliterate it, rather than cause it to mutate. There was a bloke who got his head in the path of a 67GeV proton beam. It didn't cause cancer - but he was burned. So maybe the OMG particle would just kill you instantly.Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post...
If one of these happened to plow through you, I should think cancer is highly likely to follow.
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Daily Fail (again)
Middle Class Family Caught Cancer From Migrants.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Can't be right. There's no indication of how much their house cost.Originally posted by quackhandle View PostDaily Fail (again)
Middle Class Family Caught Cancer From Migrants.
qhDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Haha, tulip, that a big one to miss. Also forgot to add a bit about general lack of morals in UK but here's a pic of a celeb bird showing a bit of side boob/top of minge.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostCan't be right. There's no indication of how much their house cost.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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