This rocked my world

[original PM]

wow - bit like an ipad

it would certainly single you out as a fookin hipster chunt

oh everyone look at me while I plunge my plunger and get my fresh coffee because I could not possibly bear to have some instant

oooohhhh

[d000hg]

I would have had YOU down as a proper coffee snob, since you miss few opportunities to look down your nose at other people.

All this criticality is rather hipster of you.

[MrMarkyMark]

All this criticality is rather hipster of you.

Have you seen his beard then?

[d000hg]

Don't be silly, he has a man's beard not a hipster beard. He'd probably say 'hipster tw@ts ruined beards' or something equally banal.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

He'd probably say 'hipster tw@ts ruined ferking everything' or something equally banal.

[WTFH]

He takes the b out of banal.


Anyway, back to coffee, my new KitchenAid coffee machine is fantastic. Not very hipster though as it's cast iron and is currently causing the corner of the kitchen to sink. I doubt Robert Walpole would like it.

[d000hg]

Not heard of those... got a product URL?

[WTFH]

Not heard of those... got a product URL?

KitchenAid Artisan Nespresso Onyx Black Coffee Maker

[MrMarkyMark]

KitchenAid Artisan Nespresso Onyx Black Coffee Maker

Its got the word "artesian" in its name, therefore, pure hipster fodder.

[vetran]

KitchenAid Artisan Nespresso Onyx Black Coffee Maker

it uses pods, so long as the water is the right temperature and within specs for flow & pressure how can its output be affected by weight or rigidity?