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    #11
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Best £500 you ever spent!
    The flat cap cost more
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      It's a convertible mind.
      Good for hauling that load of bull everywhere you go....





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        #13
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Wow your life must be so empty, it makes deep space look crowded....
        upvoted & stolen!

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          #14
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          **** me that's sad and pathetic, what are you thinking?

          You drive a Saab!
          I had one of those once. Worst car I ever owned. Uncomfortable, clunky, underpowered. My wife's bog standard Mondeo was a joy to drive in comparison.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #15
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            I had one of those once. Worst car I ever owned. Uncomfortable, clunky, underpowered. My wife's bog standard Mondeo was a joy to drive in comparison.
            Saab's used to be driven by fat, middle aged, losers who thought they were being "different" driving a rebodied Vauxhall Vectra.

            Some things don't change I guess.

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              #16
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Saab's used to be driven by fat, middle aged, losers who thought they were being "different" driving a rebodied Vauxhall Vectra.

              Some things don't change I guess.
              Hmm, the old V4 was actually not a bad car:

              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Hmm, the old V4 was actually not a bad car:

                The last good Saab because they became an embarrasing Vauxhall that thought it was a BMW.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Dude rocked up to a meeting yesterday with one of these badboys.



                  I couldn't take my eyes off it, with it's weird protrusion sticking up. Then after a few minutes, and with the poise of a jedi knight he pressed the protrusion down and then started drinking.

                  Get this, I've figured it out. It's a cafetiere mug! It's got a cafetiere inside a mug!!!

                  Added to my birthday wishlist.

                  Also the firm that make them do plenty of gadgets for the kitchen. Zyliss. Worth a snoop if you can't afford a bridging loan and want to cheer yourself up.
                  Have you never seen these before ?

                  I ordered a 2nd one yesterday from Amazon for ~8 quid. All you need is some nice coffee and boom its sets you up for the day

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                    #19
                    FTFY

                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    All you need is some nice coffee, laced with a few brandies and boom its sets you up for the day
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      I am fast approaching middle age and now drive a Saab, and wear a flat cap.
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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