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Missed me? Fun day in hospital
				
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Get the doc to sign you off proper then you can get yourself a mobility scooter. Probably be able to jump the queue when signing on.
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AYSYACOTBAPoster?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostGeneral really has hit new lows....Comment
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Yeh didnt think of that!Originally posted by SlipTheJab View PostQuick, make yourself redundant PC and you could get a couple of days of JSA out of it!Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Bet I could hit a new low if I put pics on here!Originally posted by northernladuk View PostGeneral really has hit new lows....Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostGet the doc to sign you off proper then you can get yourself a mobility scooter. Probably be able to jump the queue when signing on. Easy roll on to the couch, for your Jeremy Kyle session, on your return.
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I'm sure there are plenty of other "specialist" sites, that cater for that sort of thing.Originally posted by psychocandy View PostBet I could hit a new low if I put pics on here!
							
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Just to confirm there were no foreign object involved.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
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But tell you what never will I joke again about it.
To be fair on this occasion, NHS were VERY good indeed. I was literally at GP, in hospital, procedure done and home within 4 hours.
Tempted to go back to office but will probably take another day off. Bummer.
On the plus side, mate has got some work for me (which he pays). So I can get on with that so some income :-)Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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Literally, right?Originally posted by psychocandy View PostJust to confirm there were no foreign object involved.
But tell you what never will I joke again about it.
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