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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostTell you what if that was sexual preference, I'd be "up on blocks" for weeks I can tell you.
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostFTFY
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Originally posted by psychocandy View PostThe dear old starfish has taken a right battering, in the last few weeks, I must admit.
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostHow's your arsehole?
Perhaps I should take a picture every day and post it here.
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostHe's OK thanks. He's back at the clients tomorrow I believe.
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostHow's your arsehole?
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Back at client site tomorrow. Not 100% but hey ho.
If I was permie I reckon I could have milked a fortnight easily....
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostSo you GP is a bellend/tosser as well?
I do know a lot of bellends/tossers though ;-)
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI hope you went to an English Hospital? You know what those Welsh hospitals are like.....
I was somewhat unimpressed when the GP told me to get mysefl down there yesterday am. Was not keen. I didnt even wait that long though.
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