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Missed me? Fun day in hospital

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    #11
    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
    Especially since the point of contact to the train is what the procedure was done on!
    Brain surgery then.

    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    General really has hit new lows....
    You've not been here long have you
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #12
      Get the doc to sign you off proper then you can get yourself a mobility scooter. Probably be able to jump the queue when signing on.

      win win

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        #13
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        General really has hit new lows....
        AYSYACOTBAPoster?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #14
          Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
          Quick, make yourself redundant PC and you could get a couple of days of JSA out of it!
          Yeh didnt think of that!
          Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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            #15
            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            General really has hit new lows....
            Bet I could hit a new low if I put pics on here!
            Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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              #16
              FTFY

              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              Get the doc to sign you off proper then you can get yourself a mobility scooter. Probably be able to jump the queue when signing on. Easy roll on to the couch, for your Jeremy Kyle session, on your return.

              win win
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #17
                Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
                Bet I could hit a new low if I put pics on here!
                I'm sure there are plenty of other "specialist" sites, that cater for that sort of thing.

                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

                  10:1
                  Just to confirm there were no foreign object involved.
                  But tell you what never will I joke again about it.

                  To be fair on this occasion, NHS were VERY good indeed. I was literally at GP, in hospital, procedure done and home within 4 hours.

                  Tempted to go back to office but will probably take another day off. Bummer.

                  On the plus side, mate has got some work for me (which he pays). So I can get on with that so some income :-)
                  Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
                    Just to confirm there were no foreign object involved.
                    But tell you what never will I joke again about it.

                    Bummer.
                    Literally, right?
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #20
                      I hope you went to an English Hospital? You know what those Welsh hospitals are like.....

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