People driving over side gardens!!!

[vetran]

Yes, but also a family pet rather sexy if you are from Wales

FTFY

[MrMarkyMark]

Pizza guy mentioned and asked if I minded if he told him to f off. Go for it said I. So now he does and winds neighbour up a treat. Entertaining.

How bigs the pizza guy?

How come he can handle it and you can't?

[Bluespider]

How bigs the pizza guy?

How come he can handle it and you can't?

Because the pizza guy is only there for 5 mins at a time and doesn't have to put up with muppet neighbours...

[d000hg]

Oh come on, this is CUK, you can't do anything simple and sensible like that FFS!

Bury some small explosives in the lawn and blow the feckers up!

To be even more boring and sensible, have you complained to your council and/or police? If there are double yellow lines getting parked on, they may come around and issue a load of tickets. Equally they can issue tickets if people are parked dangerously e.g. blocking the road an emergency vehicle might need to use.

The road to our house has a very narrow bit which passes a restaurant which gets busy. People often line the street and often some idiots would park in the narrowest bit. The police were happy to be informed and would even accept a photo showing the number plate, and issue fines if they deemed it dangerous. Eventually we got double yellow lines on that bit of road.

Councils can be pretty useless but this might be one thing they'd help with, they love stopping people parking as a rule

[psychocandy]

I think someone driving on your garden and damaging it is grounds to be upset. Getting a lawn nice takes a lot of work.

My neighbour used to mow his lawn about twice a year. Right state it was. Weeds/dog tulip/litter everywhere. Then he went nuts when I drove over about an inch of it accidentally. I offered to get it fixed but he decided he'd rather rant about it.

This is same neighbour who put a metal post in his fence to 'catch' asda delivery van that kept knocking his fence down so he thought. It wasnt - it was just old and fell down.

Very paranoid and protective of "his" property my neighbour. Seems to think the world is out to take something from him. Seems to be his hobby.

I see him outside sometimes with a measuring tape and what appears to be site plans in his hands. Measuring the fence etc I think. Making sure he'd not been conned out of an inch of land it seems. Sure hes not all there.

[WTFH]

My neighbour used to mow his lawn about twice a year. Right state it was. Weeds/dog tulip/litter everywhere. Then he went nuts when I drove over about an inch of it accidentally. I offered to get it fixed but he decided he'd rather rant about it.

This is same neighbour who put a metal post in his fence to 'catch' asda delivery van that kept knocking his fence down so he thought. It wasnt - it was just old and fell down.

Very paranoid and protective of "his" property my neighbour. Seems to think the world is out to take something from him. Seems to be his hobby.

I see him outside sometimes with a measuring tape and what appears to be site plans in his hands. Measuring the fence etc I think. Making sure he'd not been conned out of an inch of land it seems. Sure hes not all there.

Does he read the daily fail?

[MaryPoppins]

Goes and gives the pizza guy grief.

Pizza guy mentioned and asked if I minded if he told him to f off. Go for it said I. So now he does and winds neighbour up a treat. Entertaining.

How much pizza do you eat, and how come you always get the same driver?

[barrydidit]

How much pizza do you eat, and how come you always get the same driver?

It's Wales. There will be a choice of 1. And that'll be Jones the Pizza.

[DimPrawn]

I solved the neighbour issues by moving to a house like this.

5 bedroom detached house for sale in Leigh, Swindon, Wiltshire, SN6

HTH BIDI

[PurpleGorilla]

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