Reply to: People driving over side gardens!!!

[NibblyPig]

Recruit your butler from the criminal classes. They will happily push in wing mirrors for one.

Willikins

[MrMarkyMark]

Caltrop

Mmm barbed as well.

Nice

[Scrag Meister]

2 6 inch nails bent to 90 deg. and welded together at the bend. Instant tyre wreckers. Just remember where you left them when you're putting the bins out

Caltrop

Mmm barbed as well.

[BrilloPad]

MF will buy all the houses in the area to let them out.

Last time he bought sledges it failed to snow.

When MF buys its the top of the market.

[vetran]

MF will buy all the houses in the area to let them out.

And Mauve Monkey will still complain it was too expensive!

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Reminds me of just last night when my friend was proudly driving his new Range Rover. I pointed out to him that it was pointless to have a 4x4 if he didn't do at least a bit of off roading, each trip. He responded, with the inevitable, when we came up to some blokes front garden. Next day driving to work, going past, I couldn't stop sniggering at the deep tyre marks all over the guys lawn.

[Paddy]

Just WTF is it with people that they have no regard for people's property?

I live in a short cul de sac so some neighbours get visitors. Said visitors dont give a fug where they park or drive over. At Christmas, one neighbour invites the family around and they literally park down the middle of the road so no ****er can get in or out without having to go and ask them to shift their ******* cars!

Came home tonight to find some twunt had parked on my lawn and done a bit of wheelspin when driving off so rotivated part of it!

Right, Satdee Im off to get some tank traps to stop the ****ers doing it again.

Reminds me of some years ago when my friend was proudly driving his new Range Rover. I pointed out to him that it was pointless to have a 4x4 if he has to drive all the way around roundabouts. He responded with the inevitable at the next one. Next day driving to work I couldn't stop sniggering a the ruts at every roundabout.

[MrMarkyMark]

If all fails, a small shunt should clear the offending vehicle.

[ELBBUBKUNPS]

If you damage someone's car and they have a hidden dash cam, expect a hefty fine, criminal record and the crime stats for your postcode go up, meaning buyers will avoid buying your house and your house insurance will go up.

Would of had to have been running along time then as it was 2 weeks after the car first parked, so either ran out of space or battery flat.

[WTFH]

And therefore the end will be nigh

MF will buy all the houses in the area to let them out.

[MrMarkyMark]

meaning buyers will avoid buying your house.

And therefore the end will be nigh

[WTFH]

If you damage someone's car and they have a hidden dash cam, ...

Leave your house, get changed into a black outfit with a balaclava, come back to the car and put ISIS flags over the windscreen/windows so that the cameras cannot see what you do next. Then trash the car (quietly).
Then go into your house, come out shouting "what's all this commotion" (in case said cameras are picking up sound)
Then get your phone and start calling the police as you pull the flags off the windscreen of the car.


Once the cops arrive, go to your neighbour to tell them about the car, ask them if they know who it is who parks on your garden, because their car has just been targeted.

[DimPrawn]

If you damage someone's car and they have a hidden dash cam, expect a hefty fine, criminal record and the crime stats for your postcode go up, meaning buyers will avoid buying your house and your house insurance will go up.

[Uncle Albert]

1) Cover the car in ISIS flags and call the police
2) Get some kippers and push them into any vents
3) Rub Vasoline over the windscreen

[BrilloPad]

I've already done something very middle class I pushed one of the wing mirrors in, get me I'm so hard hahaha

Recruit your butler from the criminal classes. They will happily push in wing mirrors for one.