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People driving over side gardens!!!
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You don't own the roads. If a car is parked on the road, the car is taxed and insured, it's not got any parking restrictions and it isn't blocking access to your property, you should all get over it.
Serves you all right for living in tulipty little houses in overcrowded tulip cities.
HTH BIDIComment
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Its taxed and insured I checked that, its blocking access to a degree in that for 3 house its hard to get in and out of the drive for one house it very hard, the road is narrow so much so no one who lives there actually parks on the road. I might report it, it could of been nicked and may be dumped and they waiting to see if it gets picked up, it could be a security risk may be some dodgy people left the car and have gone into London, may be there is a body in boot.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostYou don't own the roads. If a car is parked on the road, the car is taxed and insured, it's not got any parking restrictions and it isn't blocking access to your property, you should all get over it.
Serves you all right for living in tulipty little houses in overcrowded tulip cities.
HTH BIDII like big butts and I cannot lie.Comment
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MTFUOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostYou don't own the roads. If a car is parked on the road, the car is taxed and insured, it's not got any parking restrictions and it isn't blocking access to your property, you should all get over it.
Serves you all right for living in tulipty little houses in overcrowded tulip cities.
HTH BIDI
Pour paint stripper over the offending car. Find out which neighbour is involved and start a harassment campaign.
And don't get caught.Comment
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FTFY. Of course you'd live in the country, you have no friends.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostServes you all right for living in cities.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Kill an offending neighbour. Place body in bot of car. Call police.Originally posted by ELBBUBKUNPS View PostIts taxed and insured I checked that, its blocking access to a degree in that for 3 house its hard to get in and out of the drive for one house it very hard, the road is narrow so much so no one who lives there actually parks on the road. I might report it, it could of been nicked and may be dumped and they waiting to see if it gets picked up, it could be a security risk may be some dodgy people left the car and have gone into London, may be there is a body in boot.
Two birds one stone.Comment
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I've already done something very middle class I pushed one of the wing mirrors in, get me I'm so hard hahahaI like big butts and I cannot lie.Comment
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Recruit your butler from the criminal classes. They will happily push in wing mirrors for one.Originally posted by ELBBUBKUNPS View PostI've already done something very middle class I pushed one of the wing mirrors in, get me I'm so hard hahahaComment
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1) Cover the car in ISIS flags and call the police
2) Get some kippers and push them into any vents
3) Rub Vasoline over the windscreenEngland's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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If you damage someone's car and they have a hidden dash cam, expect a hefty fine, criminal record and the crime stats for your postcode go up, meaning buyers will avoid buying your house and your house insurance will go up.Comment
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