• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Racist coding. What does your coding say about you ?

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #11
    I use rude words for my variables, code seems to work much better.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

    Comment


      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      I use a lot of global variables
      You should be using local, protectionist variables. Global variables allows them to come over here and benefit from our resources.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

      Comment


        #13
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        You should be using local, protectionist variables. Global variables allows them to come over here and benefit from our resources.
        As I have said on many occasions
        so long as the immigrants have the same values, I welcome them

        so I initialise all my variables to 0 , or '0'



        end of problem
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

        Comment


          #14
          Very good. However localisation is a PITA. Bloody foreigners, ruining our char *. Doubling the cost of string.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

          Comment


            #15
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Very good. However localisation is a PITA. Bloody foreigners, ruining our char *. Doubling the cost of string.
            I have been struggling with a problem, and was asked by some numbskull to invent some new data types !!

            So I have come up with the 'Tyson'

            two bytes and is non persistant


            if anyone can help me here, I am grateful. something funny to make this gobsh1te go away
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

            Comment


              #16
              Adopt a more CplusEquality ethos, and you'll be fine.

              https://github.com/ErisBlastar/cplusequality

              Comment


                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                I have been struggling with a problem, and was asked by some numbskull to invent some new data types !!

                So I have come up with the 'Tyson'

                two bytes and is non persistant


                if anyone can help me here, I am grateful. something funny to make this gobsh1te go away
                Schrodingean - can be anything, you won't know what until your code has run...

                Comment


                  #18
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  I am beavering away on a new module, whilst checking in at CUK every half hour to browse the latest hot topics. Then I started wondering if my very coding is racialistical.

                  let me explain.

                  I use a lot of global variables on this gig and I need to know if I am in add or edit mode

                  so I use gAdd , which is a Boolean

                  after gAdd ing all morning I started to wonder if It's subconscious.

                  What about you ? are you also a racist coder, do you send subliminal messages through your interface
                  I'd be more worried about your obsesion with a convicted Peadophile.....
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

                  Comment


                    #19
                    Have to do the occasional SQL update to a database. One of the fields is USER. The prefix in one of the main tables is AB.


                    Update proddta.****** set abuser = 'MyAgent' where...etc


                    (always makes me chuckle)
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X