I had none this year!
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Halloween Trick or Treater, how to deal
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We lock our dog Suity in the porch. He normally loves kids but a finger full of deep heat applied to the rectum puts I'm in a bad mood for just about the same time span as the trick or treaters.
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Can't remember the last time we had any. No kids on our street although there are lots of uni students so I sometimes wonder that they never do it.
It's nice not having to pretend to be out though.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Putting the unsavory thoughts of you applying the deep heat to one side, how the hell does that thing see??!
Originally posted by northernladuk View PostWe lock our dog Suity in the porch. He normally loves kids but a finger full of deep heat applied to the rectum puts I'm in a bad mood for just about the same time span as the trick or treaters.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostPutting the unsavory thoughts of you applying the deep heat to one side, how the hell does that thing see??!…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostMark, if you had to live with NLUK, you'd probably want to cover your eyes too...The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostPutting the unsavory thoughts of you applying the deep heat to one side, how the hell does that thing see??!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Posthe doesn't that's why NLUK can catch him for the deep heat.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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