Halloween Trick or Treater, how to deal

[MrMarkyMark]

I was going to make a joke that sometimes it's deep heat, sometimes it's lube, but thought that might be inappropriate so I won't.

Glad you held back, in the pursuit of common decency

May prove painful if the tubes got mixed up.

[WTFH]

he doesn't that's why NLUK can catch him for the deep heat.

I was going to make a joke that sometimes it's deep heat, sometimes it's lube, but thought that might be inappropriate so I won't.

[MrMarkyMark]

he doesn't that's why NLUK can catch him for the deep heat.

[vetran]

Putting the unsavory thoughts of you applying the deep heat to one side, how the hell does that thing see??!

he doesn't that's why NLUK can catch him for the deep heat.

[MrMarkyMark]

Mark, if you had to live with NLUK, you'd probably want to cover your eyes too...

Na......he seems like a big softy, to be fair

[WTFH]

Putting the unsavory thoughts of you applying the deep heat to one side, how the hell does that thing see??!

Mark, if you had to live with NLUK, you'd probably want to cover your eyes too...

[MrMarkyMark]

Putting the unsavory thoughts of you applying the deep heat to one side, how the hell does that thing see??!

We lock our dog Suity in the porch. He normally loves kids but a finger full of deep heat applied to the rectum puts I'm in a bad mood for just about the same time span as the trick or treaters.

[d000hg]

Can't remember the last time we had any. No kids on our street although there are lots of uni students so I sometimes wonder that they never do it.

It's nice not having to pretend to be out though.

[northernladuk]

We lock our dog Suity in the porch. He normally loves kids but a finger full of deep heat applied to the rectum puts I'm in a bad mood for just about the same time span as the trick or treaters.

[BrilloPad]

I hang up a sign pointing out I failed my CRB checks....

[darmstadt]

Me too:

[stek]

I had none this year!