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    #11
    Originally posted by Intel View Post
    Damn it. Someone has already registered Coffee Boy Ltd a year ago. There goes my plan to stick "St*rbucks" on the side of the car and charge excessive prices for my unique "Baldrick" coffee delivery service.......

    Probably for the best, I would have had to significantly lessen the personal hygiene in order to obtain enough "chocolate sprinkles".....
    Talking out of your Khyber Pass?
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #12
      Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
      Talking out of your Khyber Pass?
      KUATB

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        #13
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        Former or the latter?

        The latter role is called Coffeeboy
        Would have been funny if you'd said
        Former or the latte

        Oh well. Opportunity missed
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Oh well. Opportunity missed
          Yes, I agree. Are you travelling alone?

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            #15
            Originally posted by WordIsBond View Post
            It's good for the IR35 dossier to occasionally just not work a day, to demonstrate lack of MOO.
            what if he drinks his coffee black?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              Because I hate everyone I work with.
              Even a sinner might buy coffee for those he loves.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Even a sinner might buy coffee for those he loves.
                Not me. Far too mean.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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