Reply to: Panic: Coffee machine down

[NotAllThere]

Even a sinner might buy coffee for those he loves.

Not me. Far too mean.

[d000hg]

Because I hate everyone I work with.

Even a sinner might buy coffee for those he loves.

[vetran]

It's good for the IR35 dossier to occasionally just not work a day, to demonstrate lack of MOO.

what if he drinks his coffee black?

[FatLazyContractor]

Oh well. Opportunity missed

Yes, I agree. Are you travelling alone?

[MarillionFan]

Former or the latter?

The latter role is called Coffeeboy

Would have been funny if you'd said
Former or the latte

Oh well. Opportunity missed

[FatLazyContractor]

Talking out of your Khyber Pass?

KUATB

[LondonManc]

Damn it. Someone has already registered Coffee Boy Ltd a year ago. There goes my plan to stick "St*rbucks" on the side of the car and charge excessive prices for my unique "Baldrick" coffee delivery service.......

Probably for the best, I would have had to significantly lessen the personal hygiene in order to obtain enough "chocolate sprinkles".....

Talking out of your Khyber Pass?

[FatLazyContractor]

Probably for the best, I would have had to significantly lessen the personal hygiene in order to obtain enough "chocolate sprinkles".....

Or join Khyber pass as a delivery boy

[FatLazyContractor]

Because I hate everyone I work with.

That confirms the fact that you are a permie disguised as a contractor

[NotAllThere]

...Why not drive your porsche to the local coffee shop and return with a crate of coffees for the skint sods?

Because I hate everyone I work with.

[Intel]

Former or the latter?

The latter role is called Coffeeboy

Damn it. Someone has already registered Coffee Boy Ltd a year ago. There goes my plan to stick "St*rbucks" on the side of the car and charge excessive prices for my unique "Baldrick" coffee delivery service.......

Probably for the best, I would have had to significantly lessen the personal hygiene in order to obtain enough "chocolate sprinkles".....

[FatLazyContractor]

That sounds like the start of a business plan......

Former or the latter?

The latter role is called Coffeeboy

[Intel]

Doesn't your car have a coffee vending machine in it?

Why not drive your porsche to the local coffee shop and return with a crate of coffees for the skint sods?

That sounds like the start of a business plan......

[FatLazyContractor]

I know I'm not a permie, but surely I cannot be expected to work under these conditions!

Just like MF starting a sentence with 'I know I'm not a racist'

[FatLazyContractor]

I know I'm not a permie, but surely I cannot be expected to work under these conditions!

Doesn't your car have a coffee vending machine in it?

Why not drive your porsche to the local coffee shop and return with a crate of coffees for the skint sods?