Panic: Coffee machine down

[NotAllThere]

I know I'm not a permie, but surely I cannot be expected to work under these conditions!

[WordIsBond]

It's good for the IR35 dossier to occasionally just not work a day, to demonstrate lack of MOO.

[FatLazyContractor]

I know I'm not a permie, but surely I cannot be expected to work under these conditions!

Doesn't your car have a coffee vending machine in it?

Why not drive your porsche to the local coffee shop and return with a crate of coffees for the skint sods?

[FatLazyContractor]

I know I'm not a permie, but surely I cannot be expected to work under these conditions!

Just like MF starting a sentence with 'I know I'm not a racist'

[Intel]

Doesn't your car have a coffee vending machine in it?

Why not drive your porsche to the local coffee shop and return with a crate of coffees for the skint sods?

That sounds like the start of a business plan......

[FatLazyContractor]

That sounds like the start of a business plan......

Former or the latter?

The latter role is called Coffeeboy

[Intel]

Former or the latter?

The latter role is called Coffeeboy

Damn it. Someone has already registered Coffee Boy Ltd a year ago. There goes my plan to stick "St*rbucks" on the side of the car and charge excessive prices for my unique "Baldrick" coffee delivery service.......

Probably for the best, I would have had to significantly lessen the personal hygiene in order to obtain enough "chocolate sprinkles".....

[NotAllThere]

...Why not drive your porsche to the local coffee shop and return with a crate of coffees for the skint sods?

Because I hate everyone I work with.

[FatLazyContractor]

Because I hate everyone I work with.

That confirms the fact that you are a permie disguised as a contractor

[FatLazyContractor]

Probably for the best, I would have had to significantly lessen the personal hygiene in order to obtain enough "chocolate sprinkles".....

Or join Khyber pass as a delivery boy