I know I'm not a permie, but surely I cannot be expected to work under these conditions!
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI know I'm not a permie, but surely I cannot be expected to work under these conditions!
Why not drive your porsche to the local coffee shop and return with a crate of coffees for the skint sods?Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI know I'm not a permie, but surely I cannot be expected to work under these conditions!Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDoesn't your car have a coffee vending machine in it?
Why not drive your porsche to the local coffee shop and return with a crate of coffees for the skint sods?Have you tried switching it off and back on again??Comment
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Originally posted by Intel View PostThat sounds like the start of a business plan......
The latter role is called CoffeeboyComment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostFormer or the latter?
The latter role is called Coffeeboy
Probably for the best, I would have had to significantly lessen the personal hygiene in order to obtain enough "chocolate sprinkles".....Have you tried switching it off and back on again??Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post...Why not drive your porsche to the local coffee shop and return with a crate of coffees for the skint sods?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostBecause I hate everyone I work with.
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Originally posted by Intel View PostProbably for the best, I would have had to significantly lessen the personal hygiene in order to obtain enough "chocolate sprinkles".....Comment
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