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    #151
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    a lot of nervous people I guess
    As I posted in TPD. A number of the checkin staff have their nails painted Germanwings purple.

    Security was no different to normal.

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      #152
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      ffs, tell the pilot a joke when you get on, and don't stop till you get off.
      do your elephant impression, anything. just keep them laughing
      How is an impression of a mutilated elephant going to make anyone laugh? Wildlife preservation is a serious topic.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #153
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        How is an impression of a mutilated elephant going to make anyone laugh? Wildlife preservation is a serious topic.
        It's always good to be reminded that there's someone far worse off than yourself.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #154
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          It's always good to be reminded that there's someone far worse off than yourself.
          The people on the plane probably didn't feel that way.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #155
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            <cough> is anyone else on here flying quite soon ?>

            where can I buy a little wooden door wedge ?


            Washington to Frankurt, Saturday night redeye and on Lufthansa (right at the front of the plane as well.) Maybe I should take the corporate jet
            “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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              #156
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              How is an impression of a mutilated elephant going to make anyone laugh? Wildlife preservation is a serious topic.
              I know, visit Tring and you'll see how seriously people take it
              Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

              No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                #157
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                I fly tomorrow to Engerlund.
                From Germany?

                Whatever you do, don't mention the war!
                Last edited by scooterscot; 26 March 2015, 20:52.
                "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                  #158
                  Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                  From Germany?
                  Genau.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #159
                    Where in the World is....

                    Suity?
                    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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                      #160
                      Originally posted by Scruff View Post
                      Where in the World is....

                      Suity?
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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