Plane crash in Alps

[suityou01]

<cough> is anyone else on here flying quite soon ?>

where can I buy a little wooden door wedge ?

I fly tomorrow to Engerlund.

[EternalOptimist]

I fly tomorrow to Engerlund.

ffs, tell the pilot a joke when you get on, and don't stop till you get off.
do your elephant impression, anything. just keep them laughing

[GlenW]

<cough> is anyone else on here flying quite soon ?>

where can I buy a little wooden door wedge ?

Going to Riga a week on Sunday, I'll just pop my head into the cockpit as I get on and enquire as to the mental state of the pilots.
"Hello, how you doing? Any financial, marital or other problems?"

[EternalOptimist]

Going to Riga a week on Sunday, I'll just pop my head into the cockpit as I get on and enquire as to the mental state of the pilots.
"Hello, how you doing? Any financial, marital or other problems?"

that might work. try a red nose, size 18 slippers , a red wig and a squirty flower as well

[GlenW]

that might work. try a red nose, size 18 slippers , a red wig and a squirty flower as well

It'll be okay, it's with Ryanair, I'm sure their pilots are fine, no worries at all.

[Pondlife]

<cough> is anyone else on here flying quite soon ?>

where can I buy a little wooden door wedge ?

Sat in the airport lounge right now. There's a Germanwings Airbus taxiing as I type.

[Pondlife]

Sat in the airport lounge right now. There's a Germanwings Airbus taxiing as I type.

Make that two of them.

[Eirikur]

Of course, the most important thing is whether you're right or not...

A lot of ghouls around whenever something like this happens, fighting to see who can get it right first. Don't worry, I'm sure they'll call off the investigation now that you've solved it for them.

I did get it right first didn't I? Not proud of it, but all the clues were pointing that way

[EternalOptimist]

Make that two of them.

a lot of nervous people I guess

[MaryPoppins]

Sat in the airport lounge right now. There's a Germanwings Airbus taxiing as I type.

Crap the bed Pondy.