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ffs, tell the pilot a joke when you get on, and don't stop till you get off.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI fly tomorrow to Engerlund.
do your elephant impression, anything. just keep them laughing(\__/)
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post<cough> is anyone else on here flying quite soon ?>
where can I buy a little wooden door wedge ?
Going to Riga a week on Sunday, I'll just pop my head into the cockpit as I get on and enquire as to the mental state of the pilots.
"Hello, how you doing? Any financial, marital or other problems?"I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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that might work. try a red nose, size 18 slippers , a red wig and a squirty flower as wellOriginally posted by GlenW View Post
Going to Riga a week on Sunday, I'll just pop my head into the cockpit as I get on and enquire as to the mental state of the pilots.
"Hello, how you doing? Any financial, marital or other problems?"(\__/)
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It'll be okay, it's with Ryanair, I'm sure their pilots are fine, no worries at all.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthat might work. try a red nose, size 18 slippers , a red wig and a squirty flower as wellI'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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Sat in the airport lounge right now. There's a Germanwings Airbus taxiing as I type.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post<cough> is anyone else on here flying quite soon ?>
where can I buy a little wooden door wedge ?Comment
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Make that two of them.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostSat in the airport lounge right now. There's a Germanwings Airbus taxiing as I type.Comment
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I did get it right first didn't I? Not proud of it, but all the clues were pointing that wayOriginally posted by Ticktock View PostOf course, the most important thing is whether you're right or not...
A lot of ghouls around whenever something like this happens, fighting to see who can get it right first. Don't worry, I'm sure they'll call off the investigation now that you've solved it for them.Comment
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a lot of nervous people I guessOriginally posted by Pondlife View PostMake that two of them.(\__/)
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Crap the bed Pondy.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostSat in the airport lounge right now. There's a Germanwings Airbus taxiing as I type.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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