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working with MF isn't formally a sin. Possibly what you thought of doing to him involving peanut butter & hungry squirrels might be. -
Well done Sir, you clearly have a sicker mind than I do, and I am tipping my hat in your direction in respect. I assume the medication isn't working as well as it used to...Originally posted by vetran View Postworking with MF isn't formally a sin.
More of a chore if I'm honest, although if you believe him, some sinning (OK - blatant thieving) was involved.
Possibly what you thought of doing to him involving peanut butter & hungry squirrels might be.
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no I'm just getting more stimulation from a better class of idiot!Originally posted by Mordac View PostWell done Sir, you clearly have a sicker mind than I do, and I am tipping my hat in your direction in respect. I assume the medication isn't working as well as it used to...
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A better class of idiot? Round here? You bleedin' sure?????Originally posted by vetran View Postno I'm just getting more stimulation from a better class of idiot!
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostA better class of idiot? Round here? You bleedin' sure?????
Hi Mordac, I'm WTFH.
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Many greetings returned - I should probably be asking what WTFH stands for, but a quick chat with the missus put me right on that one...Originally posted by WTFH View PostHi Mordac, I'm WTFH.
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That's not what she said....Originally posted by WTFH View Post"Wear The Fox Hat", of course.
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Working Together For Harmony?Originally posted by Mordac View PostThat's not what she said....
Or is that you and MF?
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If you ever had to work (using the loosest dictionary definition of the term "work", obviously) with him, you'd have chosen a different smiley, trust me...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWorking Together For Harmony?
Or is that you and MF?
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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