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    #51
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    If you ever had to work (using the loosest dictionary definition of the term "work", obviously) with him, you'd have chosen a different smiley, trust me...
    Wind your neck in son.

    Least I didn't fall for the rolling skates at the top of the stairs trick.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #52
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Wind your neck in son.

      Least I didn't fall for the rolling skates at the top of the stairs trick.
      I have to give you that one...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #53
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Keep an eye out for the piano wire across the top step too.

        I have heard that Mrs Mordac has been looking for a real contractor and has loosened the carpet now as well.

        Suity is thinking of applying.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #54
          Originally posted by Mordac View Post
          Many greetings returned - I should probably be asking what WTFH stands for, but a quick chat with the missus put me right on that one...
          yeah when I'm round she is never sure whether to use the sofa, bed or washing machine to hook up on.

          Glad you know it means "where To F*** in Here?".

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            #55
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Keep an eye out for the piano wire across the top step too.

            So what did you do to upset the wife then?
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #56
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              So what did you do to upset the wife then?
              Said "I Do"?
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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