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So what did you do to upset the wife then?Originally posted by zeitghostKeep an eye out for the piano wire across the top step too.

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yeah when I'm round she is never sure whether to use the sofa, bed or washing machine to hook up on.Originally posted by Mordac View PostMany greetings returned - I should probably be asking what WTFH stands for, but a quick chat with the missus put me right on that one...
Glad you know it means "where To F*** in Here?".Leave a comment:
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I have heard that Mrs Mordac has been looking for a real contractor and has loosened the carpet now as well.Originally posted by zeitghostKeep an eye out for the piano wire across the top step too.

Suity is thinking of applying.Leave a comment:
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I have to give you that one...Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWind your neck in son.
Least I didn't fall for the rolling skates at the top of the stairs trick.
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Wind your neck in son.Originally posted by Mordac View PostIf you ever had to work (using the loosest dictionary definition of the term "work", obviously) with him, you'd have chosen a different smiley, trust me...
Least I didn't fall for the rolling skates at the top of the stairs trick.Leave a comment:
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If you ever had to work (using the loosest dictionary definition of the term "work", obviously) with him, you'd have chosen a different smiley, trust me...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWorking Together For Harmony?
Or is that you and MF?
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Working Together For Harmony?Originally posted by Mordac View PostThat's not what she said....
Or is that you and MF?
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That's not what she said....Originally posted by WTFH View Post"Wear The Fox Hat", of course.
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