Gingham Dress

[hyperD]

[bogeyman]

I think that's YMCA man, actually.

[hyperD]

"Alex, there's no need to feel down.
I said Alex, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, Alex, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Alex, there's a place you can go.
I said, Alex, when you're short on your SKA dough.
You can search there, and I'm sure you will find
Many URLs that link to a good time.

It's fun to develop the S-K-A-Man
It's fun to develop the S-K-A-Man"

etc

[hyperD]

I think that's YMCA man, actually.

[Mordac]

Look lads, have some respect, MF took the time and effort to get this thread going so he could take the piss out of me (again) and you've all gone and taken it off-topic. That's just not right, and you should all be thoroughly ashamed of yourselves.
Yes Alex, you look really good in that leatheresque gimpy suit (not sure about the 'tache, although that's nothing new) but this is my nightmare thread, not yours.
Fecks sake, what is it with you people? Let the Mordy-bashing continue henceforth...

Mordy in "I don't give a tulip for at least the rest of the week, we beat the Mancs again" Mode

[BrilloPad]

"Alex, there's no need to feel down.
I said Alex, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, Alex, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Alex, there's a place you can go.
I said, Alex, when you're short on your SKA dough.
You can search there, and I'm sure you will find
Many URLs that link to a good time.

It's fun to develop the S-K-A-Man
It's fun to develop the S-K-A-Man"

[WTFH]

TL;DR, can someone summarise (and make it interesting)?

[Mordac]

Zeity - another blast from the past wielding a blunt instrument with which to beat me. OK, I admit all, it was me in the gingham dress, but since that was only in MF's head (or dreams, which is far, far worse) I consider myself totally exonerated. Besides, a jury would never convict - and there was me thinking I thought I looked quite cute in MF's dream. Oh bugger, I just said that out loud, didn't I? Where did I leave those cyanide pills...

[Mordac]

Seriously, is this the longest gap between posts on a thread in internet history? Over 9 and a half years. Since it was started in my honour, so to speak, I hereby claim my prize. Can't wait to see what it might be...

[Mordac]

Five more gingham dresses.

Whatever did you expect?

Zeiety, expected nothing less from you. How are you you old bugger?