Is to have a tulip in company time ! 
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Thinking like a permie again...
For the rest of us 'true' contractors, if you sh1t on the client's time, they are more than likely going to sh1t on yours...Illegitimus non carborundum est! -
No, nipped out for a Japanese body to body massage when I said I’ll be in the server room."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Next time you will have a wank...Originally posted by AndywIs to have a tulip in company time ! The rest is silence...Comment
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Check the client has curtains first though...Originally posted by ViktorIllegitimus non carborundum est!Comment
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One of your finer achievements...Originally posted by AndywIs to have a tulip in company time ! His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac
At least the sh1t he produced today doesn't need testing or documenting.
Which is nice.
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The greatest thing I've done in company time is go to the gents, lock myself in a cubicle, take pictures of myself in an "aroused" state
and then swap intimate pics with a girl I met in a club.
I've done this several times and it takes up plenty of client time!
Great stuff.Comment
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Originally posted by TazMaNThe greatest thing I've done in company time is go to the gents, lock myself in a cubicle, take pictures of myself in an "aroused" state and then swap intimate pics with a girl I met in a club.
I've done this several times and it takes up plenty of client time!
Great stuff.
ha ha ! sicko ! needless to say you never heard from her again !Comment
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Actually I built up quite a collection from her! Wanted to webcam but she didn't have 1 but I obliged anyway.Originally posted by AndywComment
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