The greatest thing to do at work...

[EternalOptimist]

I used to dress up as a girl in the cubicle at one gig. Used to go to clubs and swop pictures of my mums flange for free beer.
Met this Tazmanian once. What a ******

[Andyw]

Tazman = cyber Perv !

[ChimpMaster]

Too right mate, but you'd drop ur kecks any day for this girl !

[Mordac]

Any chance of some piccies?

Go on, you know you want to...

Edit - of her, not you. (*phew, that was close*)

[Diestl]

The greatest thing I've done in company time is go to the gents, lock myself in a cubicle, take pictures of myself in an "aroused" state and then swap intimate pics with a girl I met in a club.

I've done this several times and it takes up plenty of client time!

Great stuff.

Maybe you shouldn't share this on a public forum. I hope you mean night club.