The greatest thing to do at work...

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Diestl replied

12 September 2006, 14:48
Originally posted by TazMaN

The greatest thing I've done in company time is go to the gents, lock myself in a cubicle, take pictures of myself in an "aroused" state and then swap intimate pics with a girl I met in a club.

I've done this several times and it takes up plenty of client time!

Great stuff.

Maybe you shouldn't share this on a public forum. I hope you mean night club.
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Mordac replied

12 September 2006, 14:47
Any chance of some piccies?

Go on, you know you want to...

Edit - of her, not you. (*phew, that was close*)

Last edited by Mordac; 12 September 2006, 14:52.
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ChimpMaster replied

12 September 2006, 14:42
Too right mate, but you'd drop ur kecks any day for this girl !
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Andyw replied

12 September 2006, 14:28
Tazman = cyber Perv !
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EternalOptimist replied

12 September 2006, 14:27
I used to dress up as a girl in the cubicle at one gig. Used to go to clubs and swop pictures of my mums flange for free beer.
Met this Tazmanian once. What a ******
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ChimpMaster replied

12 September 2006, 14:26
Originally posted by Andyw

ha ha ! sicko ! needless to say you never heard from her again !

Actually I built up quite a collection from her! Wanted to webcam but she didn't have 1 but I obliged anyway.
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Andyw replied

12 September 2006, 14:24
Originally posted by TazMaN

The greatest thing I've done in company time is go to the gents, lock myself in a cubicle, take pictures of myself in an "aroused" state and then swap intimate pics with a girl I met in a club.

I've done this several times and it takes up plenty of client time!

Great stuff.

ha ha ! sicko ! needless to say you never heard from her again !
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ChimpMaster replied

12 September 2006, 14:22
The greatest thing I've done in company time is go to the gents, lock myself in a cubicle, take pictures of myself in an "aroused" state and then swap intimate pics with a girl I met in a club.

I've done this several times and it takes up plenty of client time!

Great stuff.
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Pondlife replied

12 September 2006, 14:06
Originally posted by Mordac

One of your finer achievements...

At least the sh1t he produced today doesn't need testing or documenting.

Which is nice.
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Mordac replied

12 September 2006, 13:54
Originally posted by Andyw

Is to have a tulip in company time !

One of your finer achievements...
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Flubster replied

12 September 2006, 13:38
Originally posted by Viktor

Next time you will have a wank...

Check the client has curtains first though...
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Viktor replied

12 September 2006, 13:37
Originally posted by Andyw

Is to have a tulip in company time !

Next time you will have a wank...
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Paddy replied

12 September 2006, 13:35
No, nipped out for a Japanese body to body massage when I said I’ll be in the server room.
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Flubster replied

12 September 2006, 13:34
Thinking like a permie again...

For the rest of us 'true' contractors, if you sh1t on the client's time, they are more than likely going to sh1t on yours...
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Andyw started a topic The greatest thing to do at work...

12 September 2006, 13:32
The greatest thing to do at work...

Is to have a tulip in company time !
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