Originally posted by TazMaN
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Too right mate, but you'd drop ur kecks any day for this girl !
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I used to dress up as a girl in the cubicle at one gig. Used to go to clubs and swop pictures of my mums flange for free beer.
Met this Tazmanian once. What a ******
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Originally posted by Andywha ha ! sicko ! needless to say you never heard from her again !
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Originally posted by TazMaNThe greatest thing I've done in company time is go to the gents, lock myself in a cubicle, take pictures of myself in an "aroused" state and then swap intimate pics with a girl I met in a club.
I've done this several times and it takes up plenty of client time!
Great stuff.
ha ha ! sicko ! needless to say you never heard from her again !
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The greatest thing I've done in company time is go to the gents, lock myself in a cubicle, take pictures of myself in an "aroused" state and then swap intimate pics with a girl I met in a club.
I've done this several times and it takes up plenty of client time!
Great stuff.
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Originally posted by MordacOne of your finer achievements...
At least the sh1t he produced today doesn't need testing or documenting.
Which is nice.
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Originally posted by AndywIs to have a tulip in company time !
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Originally posted by ViktorNext time you will have a wank...
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Originally posted by AndywIs to have a tulip in company time !
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No, nipped out for a Japanese body to body massage when I said I’ll be in the server room.
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Thinking like a permie again...
For the rest of us 'true' contractors, if you sh1t on the client's time, they are more than likely going to sh1t on yours...
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