Was your first act of sexual intercourse as difficult as this?

[darmstadt]

Second times are generally much more successful.

I think everyone is more relaxed.

Not too relaxed otherwise it will be a real disappointment...






(FYI: We used front bottom with my son when he was younger and wanted to know why mother didn't have a dingly dangly)

[vetran]

Not too relaxed otherwise it will be a real disappointment...

oh dear, apparently you can get pills for that.

[MaryPoppins]

Not too relaxed otherwise it will be a real disappointment...






(FYI: We used front bottom with my son when he was younger and wanted to know why mother didn't have a dingly dangly)

I do have a fondness for front bottom.


Edit: I realise how this sounds

[barrydidit]

I do have a fondness for front bottom.

<childish snigger>

[mudskipper]

I do have a fondness for front bottom.


Edit: I realise how this sounds

A friend of mine went with dottom.

[MaryPoppins]

A friend of mine went with dottom.

Odd.

How did she find it?

[BrilloPad]

(FYI: We used front bottom with my son when he was younger and wanted to know why mother didn't have a dingly dangly)

At the twins Catholic school, in year 7 in science they made them all chant penis and vagina so they would get rid of the childish terms.

[d000hg]

At the twins Catholic school, in year 7 in science they made them all chant penis and vagina so they would get rid of the childish terms.

Those disgusting Catholics. Probably the priests filmed all the kids shouting "penis penis penis"

[Dactylion]

Female ratings in the Navy used to be called "Gash".

[BrilloPad]

Female ratings in the Navy used to be called "Gash".

Join the navy. Feel a new man every day.