Was your first act of sexual intercourse as difficult as this?

[MaryPoppins]

Vagina?

You're dealing with CUK here, don't scare them.

[barrydidit]

Flower? Good GOD.

Two separate ladies have described it thus. I'll let you know if there is any advance on that

[MaryPoppins]

Two separate ladies have described it thus. I'll let you know if there is any advance on that

I am particularly crude, so perhaps my benchmark isn't at the normal level. But

[barrydidit]

I am particularly crude, so perhaps my benchmark isn't at the normal level. But

You may appreciate the profanisaurus app in that case. Money well spent.

[MaryPoppins]

You may appreciate the profanisaurus app in that case. Money well spent.

Got it.

And the book.

[SpontaneousOrder]

Flange.

[cailin maith]

I've heard my younger brother refer to it as a "Growler" before

Other lovely descriptions include guther & fannydango. Once I heard a girl refer to hers as her monkey - wtf?

When junior asks why I haven't got a willy and what have I actually got, I tell him it's a twinkle - I know it's daft but I'm not sure he really needs to know the correct word at his age.

[vetran]

You may appreciate the profanisaurus app in that case. Money well spent.

he said Fani - tee hee

[MaryPoppins]

I've heard my younger brother refer to it as a "Growler" before

Other lovely descriptions include guther & fannydango. Once I heard a girl refer to hers as her monkey - wtf?

When junior asks why I haven't got a willy and what have I actually got, I tell him it's a twinkle - I know it's daft but I'm not sure he really needs to know the correct word at his age.

Guther? Thats a new one on me.

I normally just use minge. But not to my son.

[MyUserName]

Muff?

PS That is a suggestion for the name quiz, not a request.