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It's a surprise to me that eyes survived this evolutionary phase.The male’s organ was nearly as long as his body and fixed rigidComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow so?The male’s organ was nearly as long as his body and fixed rigid
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Isn't it odd that things we can do without - eyes, arms, legs, we have two of.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostIt's a surprise to me that eyes survived this evolutionary phase.
But things that are essential for life - heart, brain - there's only one of.
It's like having raid, but no UPS.Comment
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Testicles, ovaries?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIsn't it odd that things we can do without - eyes, arms, legs, we have two of.
But things that are essential for life - heart, brain - there's only one of.
It's like having raid, but no UPS.Comment
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Last edited by d000hg; 22 October 2014, 07:52.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Disappoint early, disappoint often. It's all about management of expectations.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostMine was a disappointment.
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