Salmond "We can take Scotland in two weeks"

[minestrone]

There will be a general election soon after if it's a yes, so you don't need to put up with snp. Or is you paranoia such that you think he will renege on this?

It will either be him in charge which is bad or some coalition of absolute screwball leftists.

It will be a fookin disaster.

[SueEllen]

Didn't you know ??? Salmond will be crowned king and his family will become the Scottish monarchy. He'll adopt Nicola sturgeon, who will become like prince Charles, never quite getting her hands on power, while King Eck gets increasingly senile and makes ridiculous laws and tries to invade England on his 5 speed racer with a catapult full of dog tulipe.

Sounds like a plot from a bad American movie staring Mel Gibson. Or was that Braveheart....

[JustinTime]

She's (currently) Scottish, but apparently after independence, to get a Scottish passport, you have to have been born in, or currently live in Scotland.

I had a Scottish passport in the 70s; I bought from a joke shop with my pocket money. I imagine that fat Eck's new Tartanport will be quite similar. And probably as welcome in the world's more glamorous destinations... Carlisle and such.

[Batcher]

The real reason Cameron is fighting for the union:


Scottish West Coast untapped oil and gas reserves worth trillions - Oil and Gas News


Industry report: Scotland set for 100 year oil boom West of Shetland : Business for Scotland.

[minestrone]

Aye, those secret oil fields we can't get to because of nuclear submarines.

File under nationalist fantasy.

[DiscoStu]

The real reason Cameron is fighting for the union:


Scottish West Coast untapped oil and gas reserves worth trillions - Oil and Gas News


Industry report: Scotland set for 100 year oil boom West of Shetland : Business for Scotland.

To protect you from American 'peacekeepers' if this is confirmed to be true?

[Batcher]

Aye, those secret oil fields we can't get to because of nuclear submarines.

File under nationalist fantasy.

Did you read the report? It's from an independent body dealing purely in the oil and gas industry.

[Batcher]

To protect you from American 'peacekeepers' if this is confirmed to be true?

Protect us? He would be on America's side just as we were in Iraq & Afghanistan.

[minestrone]

Did you read the report? It's from an independent body dealing purely in the oil and gas industry.

I read 'could' in front of everything. I could find 50 bars of gold under my house. Do you believe that?

Oil and gas people are a recruitment agency as well, I mean, you actually believe stuff they come out with? THey don't have a clue what is there and what is not.

And the nationalists evidence that there is a oil field is Cameroon went to Shetland and tweeted a photo of a Shetland pony. He actually had to go there to discuss the secret oil fields, he had to see it. That is what started all of this. It is the depths of stupidity of nationalists that I can't explain, absolute morons.

[Batcher]

I read 'could' in front of everything. I could find 50 bars of gold under my house. Do you believe that?

Oil and gas people are a recruitment agency as well, I mean, you actually believe stuff they come out with? THey don't have a clue what is there and what is not.

And the nationalists evidence that there is a oil field is Cameroon went to Shetland and tweeted a photo of a Shetland pony. He actually had to go there to discuss the secret oil fields, he had to see it. That is what started all of this. It is the depths of stupidity of nationalists that I can't explain, absolute morons.

No they're not. They are a jobs board like Jobserve that agencies use to advertise. They do CV reviews and sell PL & PI insurance too Oil and Gas People Candidate Services