Russian Gecko Sex Satellite "Out of Control"

[NickFitz]

And they're back: Russia gecko sex satellite returns to Earth after great space adventure - Telegraph

[NickFitz]

And they're back: Russia gecko sex satellite returns to Earth after great space adventure - Telegraph

But… reports coming in that they're all dead

[northernladuk]

And they're back: Russia gecko sex satellite returns to Earth after great space adventure - Telegraph

The male one must be gasping for a fag and a beer...

[northernladuk]

But… reports coming in that they're all dead

He shagged them all to death. I take my hat of to him!!!

[Pondlife]

Death by Snu Snu!

[NickFitz]

But… reports coming in that they're all dead

Now officially confirmed: Russia confirms death of five geckos on space sex mission | Science | theguardian.com

The federal space agency released a statement saying the landing apparatus of the Photon-M satellite had returned to earth as planned, falling into Russia’s Orenburg region at 1.18pm Moscow time, and that the entire herpetological crew had perished at some point during their odyssey. With four female lizards and one male on board, Russian scientists had hoped to learn how zero gravity would affect the sexual habits of geckos.

A representative at the Institute of Biomedical Problems (ISTC), which participated in the experiment, explained to Russian news agency Itar-Tass: “The lizards died about a week before landing,” but added: “It’s still too early to talk about the geckos’ cause of death.”

[xoggoth]

Some of the most interesting/weird stories are only in The Independent. Probably only The Metro is better.

Another great one in today's Independent.

Half of young women unable to

If any of the few ladies on CUK need help with finding it, I would be glad to help.

PS Aaaah! Poor little Geckos! I hope cosmic radiation resurrects them in the form of giant shape shifting Zeities and they take their revenge on the bastards who put them there.

[greenlake]

The male one must be gasping for a fag and a beer...

He shagged them all to death. I take my hat of to him!!!

But… reports coming in that they're all dead

Just-released footage of the male gecko before he died....

[mudskipper]

Some of the most interesting/weird stories are only in The Independent. Probably only The Metro is better.

Another great one in today's Independent.

Half of young women unable to

If any of the few ladies on CUK need help with finding it, I would be glad to help.

Driving down the M1 last week, there was suddenly a road sign with a picture that looked very like that diagram. Turns out it was for the Royal Armouries. I suppose it was a version of this:



but at 90MPH (Mr ms was driving...) it really did look like a uterus with Fallopian tubes.

Edit: The diagrammatic version was more like this:

[EternalOptimist]

are you saying that 50% of birds in the UK do not know where the Royal Armouries are.

thats a shocking statistic