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Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostOne weekend recently I went home thinking I had been under reporting an AUM figure for the last 6 months to the tune of $40 billion, wondering how I was going to explain it I couldn't just slip it in to conversation , thinking my professional indem insurance of a couple of million wouldn't really cover itOriginally posted by Bumfluff View PostUnfortantly it was a report used at board level hence my major crapping of pants. Turns out though I was right all along the issue wasn't my side but it was another application that was showing the wrong figure but they insisted they were right until I proved them otherwise.
You'd better let the Bank of England know quick or they'll overdo the QE.Comment
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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostAll this time the world has been thinking that there was a credit-crunch and billions of pounds had been lost and it turns out that the money was there all along but you just left it off your report.
You'd better let the Bank of England know quick or they'll overdo the QE.Comment
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Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostUnfortantly it was a report used at board level hence my major crapping of pants. Turns out though I was right all along the issue wasn't my side but it was another application that was showing the wrong figure but they insisted they were right until I proved them otherwise.
It's only a problem if your figure appears on the daily accounts, and then there will be a huge hoo-ha.
No no nothing to worry about, they'll probably have a bit of a snigger about it.I'm alright JackComment
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Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostOne weekend recently I went home thinking I had been under reporting an AUM figure for the last 6 months to the tune of $40 billion, wondering how I was going to explain it I couldn't just slip it in to conversation , thinking my professional indem insurance of a couple of million wouldn't really cover it
I wouldnt worry about the odd 40 Biliion - its not unknown for me to go through that over a weekend.Comment
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