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    How many Brexiters does it take to change a light bulb?
    One to promise a brighter future, the rest to screw it up.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #id
      I hear that the Europa hotel has moved the following request sign from their swimming pool out to the street, which has upset the will of the people:
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #id
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        At last a funny one.

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          #id
          31st October. The nightmare before Christmas.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #id
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #id
              "Strong & Stable"

              "Better together"

              "Taking back control"

              "Easiest deal in history"
              "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                #id
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  TBF we've also made Upskirting a crime .... eventually ..... having been initially opposed by a Tory peer!
                  I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by Whorty View Post
                      TBF we've also made Upskirting a crime .... eventually ..... having been initially opposed by a Tory peer!
                      I am waiting for the first woman to be prosecuted for taking a photo up a man's kilt.
                      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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