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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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We already understand that most MPs don't want to leave the EU - what we need to remind the MPs is that they serve the will of the people, not their own.Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
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Originally posted by Zigenare View Postwhat we need to remind the MPs is that they serve the will of the people, not their own.
Comedy gold. Do keep it up.
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Well, if constituencies keep voting in remain MPs, they get what they vote forOriginally posted by Zigenare View PostWe already understand that most MPs don't want to leave the EU - what we need to remind the MPs is that they serve the will of the people, not their own.
The Welsh constituency the other week voted in a Labour MP who campaigned under the banner of a second referendum. I'll say it again in case you didn't understand it the first time; the people voted for an MP who actively campaigned for a second ref and supports remain. The People did NOT vote for a leave MP.
The 'leave' parties failed miserably; doesn't really back your argument does it that hard brexit is the will of the people
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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There was I thinking that somewhere in the depths of this detritus there could a respectable conversation be had. You've left the UK, the matter is not of your concern.Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
Comedy gold. Do keep it up. 
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The day you choose to initiate a respectable conversation is the day Corbyn suggests Maggie wasn't all that bad.Originally posted by Zigenare View PostThere was I thinking that somewhere in the depths of this detritus there could a respectable conversation be had.It's the way you tell 'em.You've left the UK, the matter is not of your concern.
But keep them coming; you're very funny. Well, ridiculous anyway. Nicely in keeping with this joke thread. Well done!Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I was vacuuming naked when I slipped over usually works for me......Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
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It's known as Eiffel syndrome. "I fell doctor...".Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI was vacuuming naked when I slipped over usually works for me......Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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