Reports are emerging that Chris Grayling tried to resign last night, but somehow managed to cancel his Netflix subscription instead.
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t'dahOriginally posted by DaveB View PostReports are emerging that Chris Grayling tried to resign last night, but somehow managed to cancel his Netflix subscription instead.
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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I've offered to write his resignation letter for the very reasonable sum of £13.8m. I don't currently own any pens, but I expect to be able to borrow one from a local takeaway pizza shop.
I haven't yet had a response...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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In this case, using your crayons would be appropriate.Originally posted by Mordac View PostI've offered to write his resignation letter for the very reasonable sum of £13.8m. I don't currently own any pens, but I expect to be able to borrow one from a local takeaway pizza shop.
I haven't yet had a response...
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PredictableOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostIn this case, using your crayons would be appropriate.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostI've offered to write his resignation letter for the very reasonable sum of £13.8m. I don't currently own any pens, but I expect to be able to borrow one from a local takeaway pizza shop.
I haven't yet had a response...
I hope you write it, I'll then sue him for not letting me write it. you get £13.8m, I get £33m, and Grayling resigns. It's one of those situations where there are no losers.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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FTFYOriginally posted by WTFH View PostI hope you write it, I'll then sue him for not letting me write it. you get £13.8m, I get £33m, and Grayling carries on regardless. It's one of those situations where there are no losers."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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