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[DaveB]

I hope you write it, I'll then sue him for not letting me write it. you get £13.8m, I get £33m, and Grayling carries on regardless. It's one of those situations where there are no losers.

FTFY

[WTFH]

I've offered to write his resignation letter for the very reasonable sum of £13.8m. I don't currently own any pens, but I expect to be able to borrow one from a local takeaway pizza shop.
I haven't yet had a response...

I hope you write it, I'll then sue him for not letting me write it. you get £13.8m, I get £33m, and Grayling resigns. It's one of those situations where there are no losers.

[Old Greg]

[QUOTE=Mordac;2628140]Predictable [/QUOTE]

FTFY

[Mordac]

In this case, using your crayons would be appropriate.

Predictable

[Old Greg]

I've offered to write his resignation letter for the very reasonable sum of £13.8m. I don't currently own any pens, but I expect to be able to borrow one from a local takeaway pizza shop.
I haven't yet had a response...

In this case, using your crayons would be appropriate.

[Mordac]

I've offered to write his resignation letter for the very reasonable sum of £13.8m. I don't currently own any pens, but I expect to be able to borrow one from a local takeaway pizza shop.
I haven't yet had a response...

[Whorty]

Reports are emerging that Chris Grayling tried to resign last night, but somehow managed to cancel his Netflix subscription instead.

t'dah

[DaveB]

Reports are emerging that Chris Grayling tried to resign last night, but somehow managed to cancel his Netflix subscription instead.